My Mumps Story by Dawn Wirth, July 2005 "I got strange looks, but I didn't care, I knew Kristian Hoffman and he gave me a tie"	Read It Here
	Mumps Diary by Joe Katz, July 2005 "I got the call I had literally dreamt of: Kristian asked me to join the band"	Read It Here
	Mumps Diary by Kid Congo Powers, June 2005 "to us fans, the impact of The Mumps could have not been any bigger"	Read It Here
	How I Became a Mump, by Paul Rutner, May 2005 "The lights go down – the curtains start to rise - the crowd noise slowly grows to a roar - I pick up my drum sticks and count down the first song ..."	Read It Here
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